is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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