You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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