i think my tv is drunk
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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