so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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