I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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