I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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