Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
