Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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