her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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