But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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