About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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