OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sorry about my life...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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