There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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