WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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