I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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