Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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