Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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