Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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