What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
