Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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