Pregnant stripper...not hot.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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