When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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