dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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