8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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