I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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