hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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