I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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