Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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