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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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