Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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