If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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