you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
