she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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