I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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