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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go

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  You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf

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  They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Sorry, I don't speak sober.

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• (661): View more from California

  Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.

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• (631): View more from New York

  She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...

  (317): View more from Indiana

  Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.

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  if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad

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