The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
As shirtless as possible
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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