so that wasnt chicken after all
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We are two peas in an std pod
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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