You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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