talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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