i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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