i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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