I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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