Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock

(347): View more from New York

I THOUGHT I SAW YOU

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.

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(913): View more from Kansas

We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!

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(760): View more from California

I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.

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(812): View more from Indiana

And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just want to make out with him forever

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(219): View more from Indiana

He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."

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