Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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