I'm lost and stupid without you.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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