The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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