Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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