But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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