You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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