I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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