you guys were way drunker than both of me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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