but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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