Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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