Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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