giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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