Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
