so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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